I Am A Trophy Wife: A Book of Narcissistic Proportions by Doreen A. Oken (Englis

Description: I Am A Trophy Wife by Doreen A. Oken Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description I Am A Trophy Wife is a quirky and irreverent look into the life of a less-than-typical trophy wife. Middle-aged and middle-class author, Doreen A. Oken, has penned the perfect afternoon read guaranteed to give us a giggle. Oken describes her own life as the "new" American trophy wife-older, wiser, and completely willing to put herself on a pedestal. And just how does a middle-class, middle-aged woman become a trophy wife? Easy, says Oken. Your husband will just have to get a second job. "If you cannot afford to buy your trophy wife an appropriate gift, you may need to consider adding another job to your daily routine. If you own anything of value that is of no value to your trophy wife (such as a fishing boat, motorcycle, or an extra kidney) you may wish to sell it so you can afford to lavish your trophy wife with the objects of your affection that she desires and deserves," writes the author. From the back cover: "Young or old, rich or poor, beautiful or plain, nearly any woman can become a trophy wife. There is just one simple, yet all-important principle: You must fully and completely dedicate yourself to a life of pampered self-indulgence. "Where to start: your husband will need to get a second job. "My husband loves his second job. By day, he runs the small, family-owned business, but at times throughout the day, he is called away as a part-time firefighter in the county where we live. This provides us (myself, in particular), with three hundred to eight hundred dollars each month in additional income. "This was an easy pick for my family because Roys second job keeps me in mani-pedis on a regular basis-not to mention the occasional pair of sparkly shoes-and also allows Roy to completely undress women in the name of saving lives. "So heres Roy, coming up to the scene of some kind of accident, such as a rider thrown from a horse, or a fender bender involving two hybrid weenie cars: "Miss, it looks like your ankle may be badly sprained. Im going to have to cut off your blouse and bra to check for further injuries. "And here come the sparkly shoes." I Am A Trophy Wife is a fun, easy read that will put a smile on your face. It makes a great gift for any woman. Author Biography Doreen A. Oken lives with her husband, Roy, and children in Reedley, California, a small town in the Central San Joaquin Valley. The Okens have six children, including four adult children and two young children at home. They live with two cats, three lizards, and one gold fish; one child takes piano lessons and the other takes drum lessons. It is very loud in the Oken home. And a little stinky, too. Details ISBN 1495247910 ISBN-13 9781495247910 Title I Am A Trophy Wife Author Doreen A. Oken Format Paperback Year 2014 Pages 60 Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform GE_Item_ID:93172732; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys

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